I cuddled with a cat because I’m sexy as hell.
Reblog with yours :P
I ran shirtless with the kool-aid man because that’s how I roll.
I banged Santa Claus because I have double d’s.
I killed a condom because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
I killed a pornstar because I have amazing boobs.
i cuddled with a homeless guy because i’m beautiful~
I needed a jew because that’s how I roll. lmao wat.
I banged a bag of weed because that’s how I roll.
I banged the kool-aid man because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous
I cuddled with a jar of honey because that’s how I roll.
I ran shirtless with your dealer because that’s how I roll.
I ran naked with your dealer because I had to.
Ok, boring.
I needed a whore because I have amazing boobs. (Am considering all offers.)
I stabbed a jar of honey because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous
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(via pinuna)
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(via pinuna)
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jezforevermore reblogged this from leecaces and added:
I smoked with a homeless guy because that’s how I roll. HELLS YEAH.
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kuroneko90 reblogged this from snatchbox and added:
I stabbed an orange bcos lil ppl told me to
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I ran naked with a condom because that’s how I roll.
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gambylicious reblogged this from greenballoonsandblackmushrooms and added:
I ran shirtless with a bisexual because thats how I roll. :))
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helloardi reblogged this from pinuna and added:
I killed a prostitute because that’s how I roll.. XD
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calie reblogged this from spinningtheart and added:
I ran Naked with a Homo***** because Im sexy as Hell :)
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harrysmilkywhitethighs reblogged this from crazysuit and added:
I stabbed the kool-aid man because i smoke crack.
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snatchbox reblogged this from daretothink and added:
HAHAHA tinee! labeeeeeeeeeet
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daretothink reblogged this from coolsizzles and added:
I smoked with a whore because that’s how I roll. And that’s never too far from reality baby. :D
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crazysuit reblogged this from steampoweredmedia and added:
I slept with a bowl of cereal because I’m sexy as hell.
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thisiscastie reblogged this from cameronchristopher and added:
I stabbed the trojan man because I’m sexy as hell.
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jaycruz reblogged this from steampoweredmedia and added:
“I killed your mom because I’m sexy as hell.”
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swirlingascension reblogged this from rae-vans and added:
I ate out a pickle because that’s how I roll.
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steampoweredmedia reblogged this from redheadintexas and added:
“I smoked with a ninja because I’m beautiful.” I loves me some me.
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redheadintexas reblogged this from thetalkinghead and added:
i banged a toothbrush because i love marijuana. (lolz).
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pautsi reblogged this from centaine and added:
I killed a bag of weed because that’s how I roll
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squintystumbles reblogged this from cameronchristopher and added:
I ate out a glass of milk because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
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cameronchristopher reblogged this from rae-vans and added:
thebookofsecrets:centaine: I raped a french fry because I had to.
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mindsize reblogged this from thetalkinghead and added:
this is hilarious. mine is: I ran shirtless with a whore because I had to. thetalkinghead:
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aznnxhayley reblogged this from elektropop and added:
hahahha i smoked with a ninja because i love marijuana
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I raped a glass of milk because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
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elektropop reblogged this from hellotigerzx and added:
NEEDED A TOOTHBRUSH BECAUSE I’M SEXY AS HELL \m/
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tarzanandjane reblogged this from hellotigerzx and added:
needed the trojan man...roll. (insanely meaningless, but amusing nevertheless)
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I ran naked with a homeless guy because i’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
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hellotigerzx reblogged this from pinuna and added:
I smoked with a homeless guy because i love marijuana
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bordagul reblogged this from dinosaurusrex and added:
I ran naked with a stripper because I had to.
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I banged a pickle because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous
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I CUDDLED WITH A PROSTITUTE BECAUSE IM SEXY AS HELL!
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