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Abortive, rooting hog!
“I’d set my ten commandments in your face.” ORLY
Sorry, Will. I’m still stuck in my “Fool of a Took!” phase of cussing :p
“Thou smell of mountain goat!
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Abortive, rooting hog!
“I’d set my ten commandments in your face.” ORLY
Sorry, Will. I’m still stuck in my “Fool of a Took!” phase of cussing :p
“Thou smell of mountain goat!
“Scratching could not make it worse, such a face as yours.” HAHAHAH
“I was searching for a fool when I found you”
”She’s a spherical as a globe!” Oh dear me! But then again, Shakespeare and his perverted puns too!
Yet another reason why I adore Billy Shakes.
My modern history teacher had these on her whiteboard “Cream faced loon”
“Thou smell of mountain goat!