why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
#they are if you want to risk your life and fly ryanair
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Barack Obama: I am told that the last three speakers here have been the Pope, Her Majesty the Queen and Nelson Mandela; which is either a very high bar, or the beginning of a very funny joke.
America this one is a keeper okay
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